100 Absolutely Perfect Jokes From "The Office," "New Girl," And "Friends"

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Rachel claims her favorite movie is Dangerous Liaisons, but it's actually Weekend at Bernie's.

1. Friends: Joey's attempt to help Ross talk about something uncomfortable.

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This may be my favorite Friends joke of all time.

2. New Girl: the lives of Schmidt's other friends.

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3. The Office: when Kelly explains her professional growth in her interview to become the new manager.

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4. Friends: Phoebe's sorority.

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5. New Girl: the jerk Jess went on a date with.

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6. The Office: Tube City.

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7. Friends: Chandler's baby proposition to Monica.

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8. New Girl: the names of Nick's testicles.

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9. The Office: when Pam and Jim bring wine for the dinner party.

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10. Friends: what Joey would do if he were omnipotent for a day.

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11. New Girl: when Winston tries to make small talk with Sgt. Dorado.

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12. The Office: when Jim and Dwight throw Kelly a birthday party.

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13. Friends: the side salad.

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14. New Girl: the loft mousetrap.

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15. The Office: when everyone unpacks 'who vs. whom.'

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16. Friends: Chandler's compliment after accidentally seeing Rachel topless.

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17. New Girl: the fact that the song that gets Nick pumped is "Cotton-Eyed Joe."

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18. The Office: when Creed will not let anyone mess with him after the office is broken in to.

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19. Friends: Rachel's favorite movie.

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20. New Girl: the drumroll.

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21. The Office: When Gabe is smooth as hell.

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22. Friends: Phoebe's tiny dot of a tattoo.

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23. New Girl: Jess's response when Nick calls her a gold digger.

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24. The Office: when Jim learns Dwight's date to the dinner party used to be Dwight's babysitter.

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25. Friends: Monica and Chandler trying to secretly hook up at Ross's wedding.

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26. New Girl: Cece's flawless diss.

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27. The Office: when Michael shows his knowledge of food and drink at Phyllis's wedding.

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28. Friends: when Joey wants to see the comics.

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29. New Girl: "It was a Thursday."

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30. The Office: when Pam wins the Whitest Sneakers Dundie.

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31. Friends: Rachel's impeccable takedown.

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32. New Girl: what Jess thinks is a drug movie.

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33. The Office: when Creed kind of creates a language.

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34. Friends: when Phoebe gives Rachel her old maternity pants.

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35. New Girl: Schmidt's drunk attempt at spelling his name.

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36. The Office: when Kelly has an emergency.

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37. Friends: Joey's Joey's Apple.

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38. New Girl: Nick's cookie meltdown.

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39. The Office: when Pam reacts to Michael telling her he thinks Jan might be trying to poison him at the dinner party.

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40. New Girl: Jess's type.

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41. Friends: the date plans.

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42. New Girl: when Winston goes through places he's been dumped.

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43. The Office: when Michael plays Jeopardy! after hitting Meredith with his car in the parking lot.

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44. Friends: when Emma is late and Rachel is so done being pregnant.

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45. New Girl: Schmidt's reaction to a spider in the loft.

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46. The Office: when Creed misunderstands what happens with a jinx.

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47. Friends: Joey's way to remember what day Thursday is.

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48. New Girl: Jess going off the grid.

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49. The Office: when Kelly discusses death after hearing about Kevin's possible skin cancer diagnosis.

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50. Friends: when Rachel destroys Ross with the part of his "con list" that says she has chubby ankles.

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51. New Girl: the love scene in the novel Fred Armisen's character is writing.

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52. The Office: when Michael describes his wine.

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53. Friends: the knife in Rachel's back.

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54. New Girl: Prank Sinatra's CV.

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55. The Office: when Michael writes a great quote in the Michael Scott Paper Company office.

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56. Friends: how often Joey is sexually active.

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57. New Girl: when Sgt. Dorado prefaces her questioning while Jess's bra is stuffed with "meth."

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58. The Office: when Creed has some sort of plan with Pam and Michael's old chairs.

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59. Friends: Phoebe's attraction to Monica and Ross's dad.

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60. New Girl: Winston is sitting closer than Nick.

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61. The Office: when Michael mentions a famous Spanish city.

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62. Friends: Monica's biggest pet peeve.

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63. New Girl: Jess's effort to comfort Cece when Cece is freaking about how she's never seen her fiancé's genitals.

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64. The Office: when Jan isn't in a place to chat at David Wallace's party.

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65. Friends: Rachel's reaction to her first paycheck.

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66. New Girl: the Julius Pepperwood disguise.

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67. The Office: when Kelly is furious at Ryan when he returns to Scranton after dumping her.

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68. New Girl: Jess's response to Schmidt's fish tank.

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69. Friends: When Joey is on Pyramid.

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70. New Girl: Bridgette Wilson-Sampras.

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71. The Office: when Michael eats fettuccine alfredo right before running a 5K.

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72. Friends: why Phoebe can't help.

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73. New Girl: the cherries.

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74. The Office: when Dwight makes a case for the letter 'R.'

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75. Friends: Monica's stress around catering Carol and Susan's wedding.

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76. New Girl: the mashed potatoes.

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77. The Office: when Ryan declares his love for Kelly after she gets a great new boyfriend.

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78. Friends: Joey's song for his identical hand twin.

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79. New Girl: Cece's former flame.

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80. The Office: when the dinner party gets very tense, so Pam offers to get more wine in the kitchen.

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I say "Girls' trip, Angela, come on" whenever I walk anywhere with anyone.

81. Friends: when Monica invites Richard's son to Thanksgiving as a quasi-date.

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82. New Girl: one of the meanest things anyone has ever said to Nick.

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83. The Office: when Kelly explains her pro-cupcake stance.

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84. Friends: Chandler not crying at Bambi.

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85. New Girl: Schmidt's declaration at his "re-branding event" (party), which he throws to celebrate the fact that his penis is no longer broken.

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86. The Office: when Nellie wants to be friends with Darryl and get tacos.

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87. Friends: when Joey hears that Phoebe knows about Monica and Chandler.

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88. New Girl: the 10-minute joke about squirrels.

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89. The Office: when Creed just wants to scuba.

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90. Friends: Rachel's joy.

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91. New Girl: everything about Nick's sauce.

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92. Friends: "My eyes!"

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93. New Girl: the balloon animal skills.

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94. The Office: when the Michael Scott Paper Company has the upper hand in a negotiation.

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95. Friends: "I grow it myself."

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96. New Girl: the yardstick.

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97. The Office: when Jim can't keep up with his own lie.

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98. Friends: when Monica is drunk at her surprise 30th birthday party.

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99. New Girl: Schmidt's reaction to hearing about a break-in at his daughter's preschool.

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100. And The Office: Michael isn't superstitious.

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